M. MARTIN
Q-How do you feel about joining the AWA? A-I'm really excited and honored that I could join such a prestiges and high class league full of classy players and I show great respect for the game...and I want to have fun. Q-What team do you hope to be drafted by? A-Um...Unsalted Pugs probably, they are the best coming in the clutch and I really don't like the Dingleberries captain. He would be my least favorite pick, plus Benny B is overrated. Q-Have you heard any stories about the AWA? A-I've just heard its a good time and Benny B chokes a lot. Q-Benny B says you will be drafted in the 4th round, how do you feel about this? A-It's really discourageing, honestly I think i'm a better player than that and I should be picked earlier and hopefully I can prove this. Q-Should there be a wiffle ball combine like the NFL combine before the 2009 draft? A-Yes there should because it allows players like me who have low stock to have their stock increase in sufficient amounts. Q-Will you be trying to bring the tv ratings of the AWA up since the departure of Blair and Gustavis? A-Yes I will, I mean i'm gonna make it fun out there, and i'm gonna fill the seats. I'm the type of player that you never know what you could get, I could be throwin' no hitters one day and boping bombs the next, you will know what will happen. Q-Who will you most likely get into a rivalry with? A-Probably Chico, there's loads of people that I would love to beat, but he's highest on the list because i'm against illegal aliens. Q-Are you planning on watching the May convention and the draft online? A-Yes this intrigues me because it is the first looks at the forming of the season and when I start a more intense training than I already am. Q-Do you feel Erik Picard should play in the AWA? A-No because you know why, i'm gonna tell you why. Kid doesn't have the athletic prowess or skill to be in a professional league with the stature as high as the AWA and the field isn't a place for worship except if it's for the wiffle ball gods. Q-Do you side with Picard's old proposition of wearing helmets while batting in the AWA? A-No! Wiffle is a fun loving sport and it's a backyard game rules are simple and they shouldn't be messed with. Q-Do you like the globalization effort of the AWA? A-Yes I do, it seems like a good time.
MATTHEW W.
Q-What team do you want to get drafted by? A-Well personally I want to get drafted on the best team that is out there, by the luck of me being Matt W. I'll probably be on the Dingleberries again...Q-How do you feel about Benny B wearing a suit to school? A-I feel that he looks very mature in the suit, but it goes over the edge too far. It's good because it shows his dedication and pride for the AWA. I personally would like him to iron it.
